Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Are you 'effin serious?

I hit someone on a bike this morning! No, I am not kidding. I hit a cyclist with my van today! Let me explain... so that you don't automatically think I am an idiot. I was coming out of a residential neighborhood on to a busy street. I am STOPPED at the stop sign. There are fenced in apt. complexes on both corners. I need to turn right. I look to my right, NO ONE! I look to my left, no one, but I couldn't see far enough down the street to chance pulling out into traffic so, I took my foot off the break peddle to roll up about two inches and WHAM!!!! Some asshole on a bike is staring at me like I MEANT to hit him. So naturally, I panic. I jump out of the van "OH MY GOD ARE YOU OK?" He says that he is fine (Thank you Jesus!) So I ask him if he would like me to call the police, ambulance, insurance, a friend ... ANYONE! He says no and that he is fine. He looks at his bike and rides it in a  circle or two and tells me that the bike is fine also. The whole time I am trippin out. I am asking him if he wants me to take him to the ER, home, or to where ever he was going... What can I do, I have never hit anyone before! He said that everything was ok and he was just going to leave. Umm... ok? Well let me give you my name and number. So I do and thats when he turns into a jerk. After I said I was sorry for about the millionth time and he says "Don't be, I am from San Fransisco and they are just more cautious to people on bikes, I shouldn't have expected you to look first!" Umm, Are you kidding me? So I said "Well, down here we normally stop at the corner and don't pedal out in front of vehicles!"  I was mad. Any way, so he pedals away. I call everyone I can that is up that early cause I am still pretty shaken up about the whole ordeal. Then I get a text message from the guy about an hour later saying that his front tire is bent and wanted to know what I was going to do about it. I thought you said it was fine is what I was thinking but I didn't say that, I still felt pretty bad. So, I told him to take the bike to a bike shop, get an estimate, and we can split the cost (He did pull out in front of me after all.) Then the lil twerp writes back applaud that I said split the cost. That he thought me replacing the tire would be a gesture of good faith for HITTING HIM WITH MY CAR (He caps it, not me) and that I need to just forget about it and how society never fails to disappoint him and what not and finishes his lil hissy fit with Have a Good Day! I was SOOO pissed off. You know what you lil bastard, I did have a good day, all because you told me to forget about paying for it! So HA, you can take that self-righteous attitude and shove it up your ass buddy... Gesture of good faith, you should be grateful I was so damn nice and gave you my real name and number. Hell, I offered everything in the book for you, Asshole! As you can tell I am still pretty mad about it. Just thought I would share that lil story with you, the rest of the day was great though :)

3 comments:

  1. Also, let me tell you, I looked at his bike, there was a lil scratch, but NO BEND.

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  2. Damn, that guy was a real jerk! I call that being passive aggressive, in person everything is fine, but in text message the world is out to get him, give me a break. You did everything that you could, so you shouldn't feel bad one bit. Oh and to the guy on the bike, you're not in San Francisco any more, welcome to Florida asshole!

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