Ok so to tell this story correctly you have to know a few things. First, I (very rarely) spank my kids with a belt. No i do not beat my kids, or leave marks or make them run screaming in horror whenever i walk in to the room... but i do spank my children. Enough said. Second, Isabella got a build a bear for her birthday and it has a sound clip thing in it. It is the most annoying thing i have ever heard. With all that said, let me explain what Noah did while i was washing dishes.
I had the music cranked up while i scrubbed (yes by hand, no dishwasher here). Noah was running around with the bear (i dont know why but he loves it) He was right next to me but i was still washing and didnt look down immediately... What i knew he was safe. I put my dish in the strainer and looked down. I expected to see Noah sitting on the floor playing nicely with the stuffed bear... Wow, now that i say that out loud, it sounds ridiculous. Anyways, thats what i was thinking.... NOT what i saw. Noah had the my belt wrapped around the bears neck and hanging from the kitchen drawer. He had brutally murdered the bear. At first i kinda giggled and thought that i would never have to hear that annoying song again, then i realized it was a stuffed animal not a real one and she will live to see another day :( Then i thought about it... was that a message to me about my belt and those were his pent up aggressions for the belt all being exposed the only way he knew how??? All i could hear in my head was Bill Engvall saying "Heres your sign!" I wish there was more but honestly i just cleaned it up and told Noah that it wasnt nice. Either way, it was kinda funny! Have a great day everyone.
thats fucking funny!!
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