Hoops not Poops!

So the kids have been doing really well with school, but when i picked them up from school today I got concerned. As always, I asked how their day was and yelled at them to take turns telling me, Aiden first. So Aiden says "Oh Mom, it was great. We went outside, played games and MOM, i MADE THREE POOPS!" Ummm.... Did i hear that right, What did you say Aiden? "We we playin out side and Mason made  two poops and i made three mom. THREE!" He is obviously really proud of his... poops. So I start to get a lil nervous. "Yea, i threw the ball in to the poops mom, it was AWESOME!" Oh please dear God, do not let my son be that kid. Tell me its not true, that he is NOT pooping outside at school, on the play ground..or bushes, or oh no, where the hell did he do it at? "Aiden honey, where did you make your poops?" I asked is the sweetest please-dont-lie voice. Now, he looks at me like i am an idiot. "On the court mom, you know, with the basketball..." OHHHHHHHHHH   now I get it, its not "poops" its "hoops" LOL wow, i feel like an idiot now. WHEW! So i explaned to him that he was saying it wrong and the thought that was really funny. Damn, kids say the funniest things sometimes i swear.